So if you still like this song just read down the lyrics. Shania Twain changes the chorus from one thing that doesn’t impress her to another only they get progressively more pathetic. She starts off with “So you’re a rocket scientist” then rolls into “So you’re Brad Pitt”. Okay, I am fine with those two. But after you roll off rocket scientist and then Brad Pitt, how is the next thing that doesn’t impress you “So you’ve got a car”? How many illegals in this country have cars without insurance? Shouldn’t insurance get the nod over “a car”? I wish that was the worst line of the song, but nope. The next one shows just how high/bankrupt lyrically she was during this song because it goes into “So you think you’re Elvis or something?”. How the hell do we go from two solid examples of things that are impressive but doesn’t impress you to a thing as common as having a car and then something as uncreative as a hypothetical? Oh it gets better… as she is fading out she throws out “You’re Tarzan! Captain Kirk maybe. John Wayne. Whatever! That don’t impress me much.” The lyrics to this song never stop pissing me off, but I can’t help but scream at my radio “MAYBE YOU ARE THE PROBLEM CUNT”. Maybe if you were creative enough to think of any profession more impressive than being a fictional character or being an Elvis impersonator you wouldn’t be so fucking jaded to think being a rocket scientist isn’t impressive.

mlz

Friday, July 18, 2014