There's a new team at the top, but last week's number 1 didn't fall too far. Bottom 2 teams stay the same and will most likely be there for the duration of the season. On to the Week 5 NotBS NFL Power Rankings..
| Rank | Team | Previous Rank | Up/Down | Record | Against The Spread | Next Opponent | The Word |
| 1 | Broncos | 2 | 1 | 4-0 | 4-0 | at Dallas | Yawn. Peyton may sit the last 3 games. |
| 2 | Seahawks | 1 | -1 | 4-0 | 4-0 | at Indianapolis | Good teams find ways to steal games they have no business winning. |
| 3 | Saints | 3 | 0 | 4-0 | 3-1 | at Chicago | Who dat say dey gon' beat dem Saints? |
| 4 | Patriots | 5 | 1 | 4-0 | 2-2 | at Cincinnati | Losing Wilfork for the year is not what they wanted. How is this team 4-0? |
| 5 | Chiefs | 12 | 7 | 4-0 | 3-1 | at Tennessee | All they do is win win win. |
| 6 | Colts | 9 | 3 | 3-1 | 2-2 | vs Seattle | Anyone can beat Jacksonville, but it takes a special team to sweep San Francisco AND Seattle. |
| 7 | 49ers | 10 | 3 | 2-2 | 2-2 | vs Houston | Now that's more like it. |
| 8 | Bears | 7 | -1 | 3-1 | 1-2-1 | vs New Orleans | Fuck the Bears. |
| 9 | Texans | 14 | 5 | 2-2 | 0-4 | at San Francisco | Quick poll Texans fans... Fire Kubiak, or cut Schaub? |
| 10 | Titans | 15 | 5 | 3-1 | 3-0-1 | vs Kansas City | Losing Locker really hurts when this team was starting to become a threat. |
| 11 | Falcons | 13 | 2 | 1-3 | 0-3-1 | vs N.Y. Jets | Matt Ryan missed a lot of easy, key throws in Prime Time. |
| 12 | Bengals | 4 | -8 | 2-2 | 2-1-1 | vs New England | You gotta show me something Andy Dalton |
| 13 | Packers | 11 | -2 | 1-2 | 1-2 | vs Detroit | Should be a good game with extra time to prepare. |
| 14 | Lions | 18 | 4 | 3-1 | 3-1 | at Green Bay | Might have to be taken seriously now. |
| 15 | Dolphins | 8 | -7 | 3-1 | 3-1 | vs Baltimore | Kind of a let down on Monday Night Football, but it was a tough matchup. |
| 16 | Cowboys | 6 | -10 | 2-2 | 3-1 | vs Denver | They might still be in it after the 1st quarter. |
| 17 | Browns | 22 | 5 | 2-2 | 2-2 | vs Buffalo | 2-0 in the Brian Hoyer era. |
| 18 | Chargers | 17 | -1 | 2-2 | 3-0-1 | at Oakland | Not sure what to make of them yet |
| 19 | Ravens | 16 | -3 | 2-2 | 2-2 | at Miami | What did Ray Rice do to deserve the treatment he's receiving from Harbaugh? Or is John just that bad of a coach? |
| 20 | Eagles | 19 | -1 | 1-3 | 1-3 | at N.Y. Giants | More McCoy please. |
| 21 | Rams | 20 | -1 | 1-3 | 0-3-1 | vs Jacksonville | Sam Bradford will be selling insurance soon. |
| 22 | Bills | 23 | 1 | 2-2 | 3-1 | at Cleveland | Decent home team, miserable road team. |
| 23 | Panthers | 27 | 4 | 1-2 | 1-2 | at Arizona | Rivera looks for back to back to back wins after not being canned in the Bye week. |
| 24 | Jets | 21 | -3 | 2-2 | 3-1 | at Atlanta | Back to back butt fumble years for a team is never good. |
| 25 | Redskins | 25 | 0 | 1-3 | 1-3 | BYE | Maybe a win at Oakland is all they needed to right the ship? |
| 26 | Cardinals | 26 | 0 | 2-2 | 3-1 | vs Carolina | Shouldn't this team be more fun to watch? |
| 27 | Raiders | 28 | 1 | 1-3 | 2-2 | vs San Diego | Why even bother paying for a backup QB when it's Matt Flynn. |
| 28 | Vikings | 30 | 2 | 1-3 | 2-2 | BYE | May have saved his job with this London win. |
| 29 | Giants | 24 | -5 | 0-4 | 0-4 | vs Philadelphia | This is starting to get ugly, and I love it. |
| 30 | Steelers | 29 | -1 | 0-4 | 0-4 | BYE | Tomlin's a good coach but this team is in rough shape. He should be worried. |
| 31 | Buccaneers | 31 | 0 | 0-4 | 1-3 | BYE | Schiano is on thin ice. |
| 32 | Jaguars | 32 | 0 | 0-4 | 0-4 | at St. Louis | Serious question, how high does this line have to be before you take Jacksonville? |
AP3
Cleveland -4 over Buffalo
Brian Hoyer has injected life into the once lowly Browns. Spiller, Jackson, and Johnson are all banged up for a Buffalo team that doesn't play well on the road anyway. P.S. when was the last time the Browns were favored by more than 3 points?
MLZ
Buffalo +4 over Cleveland
I am just not ready to lay four points with the Browns. While I don't trust Buffalo on the road this should at least be a close one. Four is too many.
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
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