1 and 2 stay the same, as do 31 and 32. It gets a little hazy after that, including me probably not putting the Bears where they should be. But you know what, fuck the Bears. Check out the NotBS Power Rankings
for week 4.
| Rank | Team | Previous Rank | Up/Down | Record | Against The Spread | Next Opponent | The Word |
| 1 | Seahawks | 1 | 0 | 3-0 | 3-0 | at Houston | Instead of an extra bye week why doesn't everyone play Jacksonville once? |
| 2 | Broncos | 2 | 0 | 3-0 | 3-0 | vs Philadelphia | Took care of Business and covered at home |
| 3 | Saints | 6 | 3 | 3-0 | 2-1 | vs Miami | Who's going to compete with them in a shoot out? |
| 4 | Bengals | 9 | 5 | 2-1 | 2-0-1 | at Cleveland | A fluke Jay Cutler win away from being 3-0. |
| 5 | Patriots | 8 | 3 | 3-0 | 1-2 | at Atlanta | Getting healthy and still 3-0? Thank you schedule Gods. |
| 6 | Cowboys | 10 | 4 | 2-1 | 3-0 | at San Diego | Clinched the NFC East with a win last week. |
| 7 | Bears | 11 | 4 | 3-0 | 1-1-1 | at Detroit | 3-0 but I don't have to like it. |
| 8 | Dolphins | 12 | 4 | 3-0 | 3-0 | at New Orleans | Don't look now, but a legitimate Dolphins team gets some National TV coverage this Monday. |
| 9 | Colts | 15 | 6 | 2-1 | 1-2 | at Jacksonville | Last week I called them over-rated. Now I'm eating my words. |
| 10 | 49ers | 3 | -7 | 1-2 | 1-2 | at St. Louis | Defending NFC Champs not only lose the game, but there is something going on in that locker room. |
| 11 | Packers | 4 | -7 | 1-2 | 1-2 | BYE | Much needed BYE to figure things out. Hopefully by starting with firing Mike McCarthy. |
| 12 | Chiefs | 13 | 1 | 3-0 | 2-1 | vs N.Y. Giants | Ball control and a stingy defense with a good home crowd. |
| 13 | Falcons | 7 | -6 | 1-2 | 0-2-1 | vs New England | Tough week to drop at Miami. Revenge opportunity against the AFC East this week. |
| 14 | Texans | 5 | -9 | 2-1 | 0-3 | vs Seattle | Injuries + Bad football + defending Super Bowl Champs at home = Yikes |
| 15 | Titans | 18 | 3 | 2-1 | 2-0-1 | vs N.Y. Jets | Look who's tied atop the division. Jake Locker starting to come into his own. |
| 16 | Ravens | 20 | 4 | 2-1 | 2-1 | at Buffalo | Defense and Special Teams still getting it done. |
| 17 | Chargers | 19 | 2 | 1-2 | 2-0-1 | vs Dallas | Phil Rivers looks like his old self. They are 2 plays away from being 3-0 |
| 18 | Lions | 21 | 3 | 2-1 | 2-1 | vs Chicago | Defense wins a game for once. |
| 19 | Eagles | 14 | -5 | 1-2 | 1-2 | at Denver | At least their offense can be fun to watch for a couple serious. |
| 20 | Rams | 23 | 3 | 1-2 | 0-2-1 | vs San Francisco | No backdoor push this week. |
| 21 | Jets | 29 | 8 | 2-1 | 3-0 | at Tennessee | If you told me the Jets were gonna start the season 2-1 I probably would have laughed at you...until I looked at the schedule. |
| 22 | Browns | 30 | 8 | 1-2 | 1-2 | vs Cincinnati | Trent “Ewing Theory” Richardson is gone. And the Browns are 1-0 without him. |
| 23 | Bills | 26 | 3 | 1-2 | 2-1 | vs Baltimore | Round 1 goes to Geno Smith |
| 24 | Giants | 17 | -7 | 0-3 | 0-3 | at Kansas City | If Coughlin didn't have 2 SB wins here, he'd be gone before Sunday |
| 25 | Redskins | 16 | -9 | 0-3 | 0-3 | at Oakland | Shanahan may be on the chopping block |
| 26 | Cardinals | 25 | -1 | 1-2 | 2-1 | at Tampa Bay | No shootout like I expected. Expect a crapfest this week. |
| 27 | Panthers | 28 | 1 | 1-2 | 1-2 | BYE | Panthers fans can thank the Giants for laying an egg for keeping Ron Rivera around. |
| 28 | Raiders | 27 | -1 | 1-2 | 2-1 | vs Washington | Almost covering should count as a morale victory right? |
| 29 | Steelers | 22 | -7 | 0-3 | 0-3 | at Minnesota | If this were the NBA they would be in firesale trade mode. |
| 30 | Vikings | 24 | -6 | 0-3 | 1-2 | vs Pittsburgh | Leslie Frazier fires up the resume after losing to the lowly Browns. |
| 31 | Buccaneers | 31 | 0 | 0-3 | 1-2 | vs Arizona | If you're going to go 0-16 in Tampa you should at least wear the Creamsicle jerseys. |
| 32 | Jaguars | 32 | 0 | 0-3 | 0-3 | vs Indianapolis | The living BYE week should be their nickname. |
AP3
San Francisco -3 over St. Louis
Lock Alert
Everyone's down on the 49ers. Too many injuries. Colin Kaepernick isn't as good of a passer. Aldon Smith is a fuck up. Short week on the road against a division rival that lost and tied against last year. This one has 49ers by 20+ written all over it. Total eff you game with Kaepernick running for 100 and throwing for 300. Remember folks, it's still the St. Louis Rams with a 3rd string Isaiah Pead disguised as their #1 running back.
MLZ
San Francisco -3 over St. Louis
I'm not sure where AP3 got this line because every where I have looked has it at 3.5. I only bring it up because I honestly feel like SF is going to win by three. Regardless I'll take the Rams. 2-1-1 against Seattle and SF one year ago. The 49ers are really struggling and the short week isn't going to help them fix it.
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
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