Contrary to popular belief, I didn’t just take the money and run from Week 11 and skip week 12, but the sharks will be happy to know that I can pay them back now……..

Before we get started, a couple uncommon definitions:

Pick 5: Pool designed to pick 5 winners against the spread. Must win all 5 selections to share in the pot; A push ties. Generally, spreads are 1 3 7 10 14 and 17

2/3 Team Teaser: Teasing is when you are given points for multiple picks (either a team ats or an o/u) for little less odds than a parlay. A 2 team teaser gets 6 points while a 3 team teaser gets 10.

Parlay: Multiple bets correct for maximum profit

Prop: Achievements by teams or individual players

“Hinge team:” There may be a technical term so if you come across it please fill me in. It’s basically the team that you think is the lock to do what you want them to do. So you use that team in multiple parlays and teasers because you are counting on them. Basically if that team doesn’t do what you want, you end up having a shitty day. Feels like Chicago is my hinge team this week. I may have been completely wrong about them. I had them pegged for a 4-12 season and now I think they will win the NFC North. But seriously, I hate the Bears.

Results from the Past:

Going into Week 11: -4102.2 Sonic Rings

Total Risk Week 11: 5570 Sonic Rings

Total Win Week 11: 45432.15 Sonic Rings

Total Net Week 11: 39862.15 Sonic Rings

Overall Net: 35759.95 Sonic Rings

Pick 5

No Pick 5 this week with less games for the Holiday.

Teaser:

Houston +19 over New England

Denver +4 over Kansas City

N.Y. Giants +9 over Washington

Risk: 550 Sonic Rings

To Win: 500 Sonic Rings

Teaser Record: 4-8

Parlay

Denver -255 over Kansas City

Jacksonville +250 over Cleveland

Indianapolis -200 over Tennessee

Risk: 1000 Sonic Rings

To Win: 6308.82 Sonic Rings

Parlay Record: 2-9

Sucker Single Bets of the Week (Formerly Prop/Single Bets)

Chicago Pick ‘em over Minnesota

Risk: 110 Sonic Rings

To Win: 100 Sonic Rings

Miami +1 over N.Y. Jets

Risk: 110 Sonic Rings

To Win: 100 Sonic Rings

Sucker Bet Calls

6-2

Get out there and make me some god damn money!