Big money on the line this week, either that or the sharks come after my legs next week……

Before we get started, a couple uncommon definitions:

Pick 5: Pool designed to pick 5 winners against the spread. Must win all 5 selections to share in the pot; A push ties. Generally, spreads are 1 3 7 10 14 and 17

2/3 Team Teaser: Teasing is when you are given points for multiple picks (either a team ats or an o/u) for little less odds than a parlay. A 2 team teaser gets 6 points while a 3 team teaser gets 10.

Parlay: Multiple bets correct for maximum profit

Prop: Achievements by teams or individual players

“Hinge team:” There may be a technical term so if you come across it please fill me in. It’s basically the team that you think is the lock to do what you want them to do. So you use that team in multiple parlays and teasers because you are counting on them. Basically if that team doesn’t do what you want, you end up having a shitty day. Feels like Chicago is my hinge team this week. I may have been completely wrong about them. I had them pegged for a 4-12 season and now I think they will win the NFC North. But seriously, I hate the Bears.

Results from the Past:

Going into Week 11: -2192.2 Sonic Rings

Total Risk Week 8: 2330 Sonic Rings

Total Win Week 8: 420 Sonic Rings

Total Net Week 8: -1910 Sonic Rings

Overall Net: -4102.2 Sonic Rings

Pick 5

Buffalo -3 over New York Jets

Atlanta -1 over Tampa Bay

Pittsburgh +3 over Detroit

Houston -7 over Oakland

Chicago -3 over Baltimore

This week’s pick 5 was throw a dart at the sheet. First 5 teams hit were the pick 5…. It’s that kind of year….

Teaser:

New Orleans +6.5 over San Francisco

Seattle -3 over Minnesota

Denver +2.5 over Kansas City

Risk: 550 Sonic Rings

To Win: 500 Sonic Rings

Teaser Record: 3-8

Parlay

Oakland +350 over Houston

Philadelphia -220 over Washington

New York Giants -190 over Green Bay

Risk: 5000 Sonic Rings

To Win: 44952.15 Sonic Rings

Parlay Record: 1-9

Sucker Single Bets of the Week (Formerly Prop/Single Bets)

San Diego -3 over Miami

Risk: 110 Sonic Rings

To Win: 100 Sonic Rings

All the turmoil in Miami + injuries, makes it seem too easy.

Arizona -8 over Jacksonville

Risk: 110 Sonic Rings

To Win: 100 Sonic Rings

It’s Still Carson Palmer on the road any way you look at it.

Sucker Bet Calls

5-1

Get out there and make me some god damn money!