With yesterday being the first day of Spring (and four inches of snow dropping on Tuesday) I have come to determine that Winter is by far the worst of the four seasons, and it isn't even close.

 

Let's take a look at each individual season..

Spring: March-May

 

Pros

Start of Baseball Season

March Madness

Weather Starts to get nice

Start of Movie Season

One Hour More of Daylight

 

Cons

Leftover snow from Winter (Sometimes)

No Football

Samuel Adams Noble Pils

 

Summer: June-August

 

Pros

Warm Weather

BBQs

Sam Adams Summer Ale

Sam Adams Porch Rocker

Bikinis

Camping

Swimming

Beach

Shorts

NBA/NHL Finals

Less Weekday Traffic

Summer Movie Season

 

Cons

Possibly too hot to sleep

Lightning Storms canceling plans

 

Fall: September-November

 

Pros

Football

NASCAR Playoffs

Baseball Playoffs

Thanksgiving

Kids are back in school

Start of NHL/NBA Season

Longest Day of the Year

 

Cons

 

More Traffic

 

Winter: December-February

 

Pros

Superbowl

Bowl Season

Tax Return (possible)

 

Cons

Snow

Shoveling

Wearing Gloves

Buying gifts for people

Cold Weather

Bad Drivers in Bad Weather

Holiday Season Traffic

Excise Tax (See Massachusetts Shitty Laws)

One Hour less of Daylight

Shortest Day of the Year

 

So there you go. They have the fewest Pros and the most Cons (and the Cons are BIG Cons). Sure if you like to spend a ton of money to ski then knock yourself out. Give me bikinis, shorts and cookouts 100 times out of 100 over freezing my nuts off.

 

ap3

Thursday, March 21, 2013