The Following People Suck...

This should be a fun idea that AP3 actually came up with years ago in college. The following people suck. Be sure to keep checking back as this page will update all the time with more people that suck.

Rubberneckers

What is with it with these jackasses? They sit in traffic, sometimes for hours, only to finally reach the accident or whatever caused the traffic and they go extremely slow as they feel the need to see what's going on. Stop being so fucking nosy and drive. Don't you have somewhere to be? Didn't the traffic we just sat in make you late? I feel like the thought process should be let's fucking move and maybe the people behind me won't have to wait as long. I can't figure out if there's an element of shaming the person on the side of the road or just dumb people who feel the need to figure out what caused it. But is there anything that would make looking worthwhile? Like a signs going to shoot out of the top of the tow truck saying you are the one millionth douche to turn his head and state while slowing everyone else down, here's your one million dollar prize! You are only hurting/slowing everyone else down, there's nothing to see stop thinking about yourself for once you assholes.

mlz
Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Distant Photographers

Whether its in outer space or at the bottom of Mariana's Trench these douchebag photographers are out to waste our time.

At least three times a week I come across stories with pictures of what looks like a UFO or the city of Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean and every story is the same. "I didn't believe in this stuff before but now I'm a believer." Every time I see one of these stories I immediately turn on the television and twitter machine, because obviously since you got a picture of a UFO then aliens are real so everyone should be talking about it. Strange that it never works out that way.

I hate all this bullshit speculation and these distant photographers are some of the worst. How about you keep your stupid pictures to yourself build a case file and when you have enough evidence to maybe talk someone into it then release it. But if I have to see one more rock that looks funny somewhere in another galaxy I'm going to snap.

This is a rock formation that supposedly proves there was life on Mars at one point. Obviously that's it.

Ps. As far as I'm conceded you ghost hunting losers are in the same boat. You slew bullshit all over the carpet and then take a picture of a mirror with the flash on and go see see I told ya its a ghost. Fuck off idiots.

mlz
Friday, January 4, 2013

Let's get it started with two people.

People who push their kids on you

How awful is it when people try and show you pictures of their kids? I know, original topic. But it drives me fuckin bananas. When chicks I work with decide I MUST look at this picture of their kid in their Halloween costume or their Christmas card picture. Are you shitting me? I'd love to ask one of these cunts their thought process on why they would even think I'd be interested in how Iron Man's trick-or-treating adventure was? Chicks are one thing, you can almost expect it. I mean they carried it inside them they should be proud of it. But I work with a guy whom all the time likes to sneak pics of his daughter in on me. He's a total loser and is a big fan of the weather, not a joke, so he will show me a picture of his backyard after the wind knocked a chair over and then he'll scroll quickly and go and there's my daughter, whom I can't afford, in a rain slicker.

Celeb Chefs

What the hell happened America? Why have we made these guys bank accounts loaded? Why do you even watch a cooking show anyway? There's no payoff. Imagine watching porn without beating off. Why would you want to watch someone else make food? And why the hell do you want to see the guy that makes food host/join in on TV shows and what not? Take Guy Fieri with his bleached tips. That guys a total douche. Yet, now he's famous and has a much easier life. Then there's Gordon Ramsey one of the biggest dicks on the planet. The people that pick the competitors in one of those Gordon Ramsey shows clearly just pick the people with the lowest self esteem or the biggest narcissists. It's insane to me that these people can let this piece of shit British dick scream at them like that. I wish I was an aspiring chef so I could fake my way on TV just to knock his ass out Marquez style. As a society we shouldn't be able to rattle these guys names off unless it's because their incredibly good cooks. You know the true chefs of the world look down upon this asshole with the frosted tips hosting a game show.

mlz
Tuesday, December 11, 2012