WTF Manti
This Manti Te'o story is rather
unbelievable. There's so many different story lines to follow and
there's more news coming out all the time and there should be more
to come.
We know (and I use
"know" very loosely. At this point nobody knows anything really we
just need some sort of answer and we need something to believe in.)
Manti's grandmother passed away, and we know we used the death of
his "girlfriend" as a tool to rally his teammates leading them to
an undefeated regular season and a trip to the championship game.
We know that there is virtually no proof of her existing.
What we think we know is that this chick Lennay Kakua doesn't
exist. But ex Arizona Cardinals fullback Reagan Maui'a claims to
have met her while doing charity work in America Samoa well before
her and Manti were "together".
Manti has come out and said he had no idea. That he was the victim
of a hoax. Notre Dame seems to have agreed with him. Supposedly he
had received some phone calls from the same number that Kakua had
from someone claiming to be her. He later figured out it was all a
prank told his parents, coach and athletic director right around
Christmas/New Years.
The question I have is how can somebody not know that? It is rather
odd that he never met her even though he claimed he had after a
Stanford-ND game. It's really strange that someone that is about to
be a first round pick in the NFL draft, one that will be paid many
million a dollar to read offenses would fall in love with someone
playing a prank on them.
I'm not one of these people saying how can you have a girlfriend
over the phone and how can you love that person blah blah blah. I
do feel like you need to have met in person to call them your
girlfriend, but I understand the developing feelings for someone
after talking to them nonstop over the phone. Ya you learn things
about that person and start to care for them and then that's that.
But to have never met the broad even after a Stanford-ND game is
very puzzling.
I need to figure out the endgame. On one hand if it's a hoax what
stands to be gained by the person pulling the prank? Do they just
dislike him? Some sort of past between the two? A crazy broad that
he spurned in the past? Maybe one that he already knows and wanted
to be with him and wouldn't take no for an answer? If it was a
prank pulled on him it's safe to say it was a fat chick on the
phone. One she's from Hawaii and two hot chicks have better things
to do. But was there some sort of thinking to get some money from
him? No chick would set aside this much time to pull a prank. A
dude that's not getting laid would but that's about it. If it was a
ploy to get money then why did they decide to die of leukemia? So
the next logical question is...
What stands to gain for Manti? Could he have been involved? He has
to be involved right? If he wasn't involved and he was completely
duped into falling for a nonexistent person then how can you
actually draft him? I don't care what round it is. If he wasn't
involved he is off my draft board completely. If you can't see that
coming then there's no effing way you are going to figure out what
Tom Brady is running on 3rd down. I really thought he had to know
about it until I heard Notre Dame say they wanted to release the
story earlier, when Manti brought it to them. Now I just think he's
incredibly unaware, just a kid with blinders on like a race
horse.
He was a Heisman finalist. He had buzz for the top pick. Why does
he have a long distance relationship with some chick he's never
actually met? Why isn't he throwing himself on top of every Notre
Dame or St. Mary's floozy that comes his way? Honestly, the more I write the more confused I
get.
So we need to sit and wait for more answers, which I'm not sure we
will ever get. I can't imagine Manti admitting he knew about it, so
unless the person who punk'd the shit out of a dumb kid is going to
come out for their 15 minutes of fame, then we might never know any
more real details. I just don't understand what stood to gain for
either Manti or the person who tricked him.
I will say this though, if nobody comes out and claims that they
were the person that tricked him then Manti was in on it all along.
In 2013, or at least through 2012, people only seem to care about
being famous. Whether it's being known for something good or bad,
big or small, people want to be known. So if nobody comes out and
says they did it, then it wasn't really a prank. It was him
fabricating this story which I also don't understand why he would
do it. Only time will tell.
PS. At thank god this story isn't about a bunch of Hawaiin people
with difficult names to spell/pronounce. Oh wait nevermind.